It’s 1 Degree Outside

Yes, it’s so cold that I became an obstacle for other pedestrians. I was wearing so many layers and a backpack (keeps my back warm)! My face was covered in an over-sized pashmina, while my head and ears were hiding under a trapper hat. It was so cold that even though I was wearing long underwear and wool pants with a lining, it felt like I was wearing short-shorts. Then, of course, I see the runner in base layers, who makes me look like I belong in the Arctic. You can rub it in all you want, running man, but I feel cold for you. This is what I have to do to go to work. Cruel world.